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hellsite-yano:

>“nobody’s gonna help you in the real world!!”

>go outside

>love and support in many places as long you have the courage to ask for it

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getvalentined:

adulthoodisokay:

wemblingfool:

marzipanandminutiae:

quarra:

lizardbeths:

fatsexybitch:

mother-entropy:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

HAVE Z AND ALPHA NOT BEEN MADE AWARE? HAVE WE FAILED AT CONTINUING TO MEME THE HELL OUT OF IT? ARE WE, IN FACT, THE GRANDMAS BECAUSE WE ARE THE ANCIENT KEEPERS OF THE INCEST COFFEE KNOWLEDGE???

Folgers "Home for the Holidays" Commercial - Works | Archive of Our Own

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A fandom since 2011 guys

Originally posted by starwargift

(If anybody is wondering “how could they write that and not anticipate the reaction?“ It’s because the sister was supposed to be much younger in the original draft. Like. An actual child. But they aged her up and never bothered changing the dialogue, so…)

It’s honestly not the writing or the age, or even the acting that screams “incest.”

It’s the directing and camera work. It’s specifically the long lingering gazes.

“You’re My Present This Year”: An Oral History of the Folgers Incest Ad

The best part of waking up is getting to read this incest oral history.

GQ

I’m begging you to read the oral history of this commercial. It features some banger quotes and also Timothy Simons, aka Jonah from Veep, who worked the camera for the auditions and callbacks.

Happy Folgers Incest Commercial season to all who celebrate!

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cavydude:

Nothing to see here just normal Baten Kaitos: Eternal Wings and the Lost Ocean gameplay

confusedcuttlefish:

soratayuya:

beewulf:

no offense but if i exit out of a program that program should close. none of that running in the background shit.

If you kill something it had better be dead

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catchymemes:

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reallyreallyreallytrying:

it’s human nature to not want to be in a cage. but it’s also human nature to want to put people in a cage. so it’s hard to say who’s more right

reallyreallyreallytrying:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

made some bumper stickers 👍

these are now for sale 🤝

mortimermcmirestinks:

meggannn:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

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linhardts:

is somebody gonna match my wheek

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vimbry-moved:

some of my favourite spongebob moments are when they accentuate the gag w/ a live-action punchline

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